10 Ağustos 2015 Pazartesi

Mushroom Miso Soba Noodles

Mushroom Miso Soba Noodles
by Cat Bowen
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 1 hour
Keywords: stir-fry entree side snack vegan vegetarian
Ingredients (4-6 servings)
    for the sauce
    • 2 cups UNSALTED stock. (I used veg, you could use chicken or veg)
    • 3 oz dried shiitake mushrooms
    • 2 tbsp WHITE miso
    • 2 tbsp soy sauce
    • 1 tbsp Mirin
    • 1/4 cup wakame flakes
    • 1 tbsp sesame oil
    • 1 tsp rayu or sriracha or ONE thai chili, stemmed, ribbed, and seeded.
    • 12 oz fresh soba noodles
    for the noodles
    • 12 oz FRESH or frozen and thawed soba noodles. (buckwheat or white–matters not.)
    • 1, 12 oz block of extra-firm tofu, cubed into 1″ cubes or 12 oz stemmed and de-veined shrimp (or combo)
    • 2 big red bell peppers, sliced into ribbons
    • 6-8 oz halved and cleaned baby bok choy or Shanghai choy, lightly steamed. (2-4 minutes) barring that–broccoli or Napa
    • 1 tbsp chopped ginger
    • 1 tbsp chopped garlic
    • 2 tbsp neutral oil
    • 1 tsp sesame oil
    • 1 tsp Mirin
    • 1 tsp soy sauce
    • 1/2 cup vegetable stock
    Garnish
    • chopped cilantro
    • chopped scallion
    • additional wakame flakes
    • hot sauce
    • soft-boiled egg (optional.)
    Instructions
    the base sauce
    In a saucepan, combine the sesame oil, mirin, miso, sriracha, and stock and bring it to a simmer, stirring slowly
    add wakame and mushrooms, turn to low, let simmer 30 minutes
    pull out mushrooms and slice.
    the noodles
    in a WOK or really big fecking skillet, heat the oils until rippling
    add ginger and garlic
    stir in bell pepper and tofu/shrimp–toss and cook until either warmed or cooked through
    add in noodles, stock, Mirin, and soy sauce and toss
    add in remaining ingredients, toss
    add mushrooms back to stock and pour over noodle mix.
    again, toss.
    cook until tender
    plate.
    If serving cold, you may wish to add a bit of soy sauce or Yuzu to the noodles as you eat them,
    garnish and eat

    Vegan Carrot Cake

    Vegan Carrot Cake
    by Cat Bowen
    Prep Time: 20 minutes
    Cook Time: 35 minutes
    Keywords: bake side snack dessert vegan vegetarian cake
    Ingredients (1 bundt cake)
      for the cake
      • 7 oz by weight shredded carrot
      • 1 mashed large banana
      • 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
      • 1 cup non-dairy milk of your choice. I like vanilla cashew milk in this.
      • 1 cup brown or coconut sugar or half coconut sugar half maple syrup
      • 2 cups AP flour
      • 1 cup chopped nuts–I like black walnuts in this, toasted.
      • 2 tsp vanilla extract
      • 1 tsp cinnamon
      • 1/2 tsp ground ginger
      • 1/4 tsp allspice
      • 1/4 tsp nutmeg
      • 1 tbsp baking powder
      for the glaze
      • 2 cups icing sugar
      • 4 tbsp vanilla soy milk
      • 1 tsp vanilla extract
      • shredded coconut for topping.
      Instructions
      preheat the oven to 350F
      in a large mixing bowl, combine wet ingredients (including carrots)
      stir well
      set aside 1/4 cup flour
      sift in flour, powder, and spices
      toss walnuts in the flour and stir lightly into batter.
      pour into a greased bundt pan
      place on the center of the center rack
      bake for 35 minutes, or until a skewer inserted in the center comes out clean.
      let cool completely.
      for the glaze
      whisk together ingredients and drizzle over cooled cake
      top with coconut.

      Buffalo and Bacon Pierogi

      Buffalo and Bacon Pierogi
      by Cat Bowen
      Prep Time: 1 hour of cooking and prep 20
      Keywords: appetizer salad entree side snack
      Ingredients (36 pierogi)
      • 45 wonton skins
      • 10 oz bacon
      • 3 lb peeled russet potatoes
      • 4 oz blue cheese plus more to crumble atop
      • 4 oz butter
      • 1 tsp salt plus more for potato water
      • 2 tsp chopped garlic
      • 3 tbsp finely grated onion
      • 1 tsp ground black pepper
      for assembly and topping
      • one egg
      • as much Frank’s Red Hot as you like. I like lots. and lots.
      • scallions or chives
      • sour cream
      • onion
      Instructions
      boil potatoes to fork tender in salted water
      add to mixing bowl
      on medium, blend in salt, pepper, garlic, onion, butter, and 4 oz blue cheese
      this should not be runny, it should be able to be piped onto the wonton skins, so it needs to be a little stiff
      when it’s well mixed, let it come to room temp
      meanwhile, bring a LARGE pot of water to boil
      fry the bacon, and leave the grease in the pan.
      AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE
      scramble the egg and set aside
      lay out a TON of skins on a counter
      transfer potatoes from the bowl into a ziptop bag or piping bag
      cut off tip 1″ from corner
      pipe about 2 tbsp mix onto the CENTER of each skin
      brush the egg around half of the edge of each skin and fold over into a crescent.
      crimp the edges tightly. feel free to crimp over each crimp again, folding it onto itself.
      place in the boiling water at least five at a time
      heat the bacon fat on medium
      remove pierogi CAREFULLY from boiling water and place in the bacon fat.
      fry 2 minutes per side
      top with Franks and dip in sour cream–or more blue cheese dressing if that’s your thing.

      What is to read on this day?

      Ok, so it’s been requested, and it’s a really easy thing to post.
      I have ADHD, this is surprising to no one. This also means that I can have from 3-10 books that I’m reading at any given time. I’m completely poly with my books. I spread the love.
      What I’m reading and WHERE!
      Hardcover:
      nothing at this minute. I just finished Barefoot to Avalon last night. So good.
      Kindle Unlimited: Fairchild by Jaima Fixsen
      Scribd:
      Madam Secretary by Madeline Albright–on audio.
      Heart of Steel by Meljean Brook–audio
      Fermentation for Beginners 
      Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut–audio
      Kindle (purchased):
      Flirting With Felicity by Gerri Russel–slogging through it.
      Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
      Audible:
      The Veil by Chloe Neill
      iBooks: nada.
      Wattpad: nada.
      Yes, I’m working my way through eight books right now, and tonight, I’ll probably add a physical book to the mix. There’s nothing quite like words on pages while propped up in bed, after the children have gone to bed.
      Also, I am ALWAYS reading a classic or two at any given time, because it gives me a mental break from modern slang and reminds me why books become canonical works. To me, Vonnegut is a huge part of the modern canon, and I’m rarely far from something he’s written. I mean, my dog’s name is Montana Wildhack, for fuckssake.
      Montana WildhackMontana Wildhack would like for you to gaze upon her teef. Her teef are mighty and fun.

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      12 Ocak 2015 Pazartesi

      WORDS, MOUTH, COFFEE.

      I know it will shock all of you buttercups to hear that I was especially EMO in high school. I was the theatre girl who read and wrote poetry, had several politically-charged bumper stickers on my 1994 Burgundy Ford Taurus (named “Scarlet.”) I did my tenth grade English research project comparing the works Gertrude Stein and Adrienne Rich, not giving a single damn that I went to an ultra-conservative Christian school. (That also hatched the likes of Marilyn Manson, so I was in good emo company.¹) For the weeks I worked on the project, I was constantly quoting them to myself, falling ever more in love with their verse.
      “If a magpie in the sky on the sky can not cry if the pigeon on the
      grass alas can alas and to pass the pigeon on the grass alas and the 
      magpie in the sky on the sky and to try and to try alas on the
      grass alas the pigeon on the grass the pigeon on the grass and alas.
      They might be very well they might be very well very well they might
      be.”–GS
      “At most we’re allowed a few months
      of simply listening to the simple
      line of a woman’s voice singing a child
      against her heart. Everything else is too soon,
      too sudden, the wrenching-apart, that woman’s heartbeat
      heard ever after from a distance
      the loss of that ground-note echoing
      whenever we are happy, or in despair.”–AR
      I reveled in the text. I gloried in the episteme that the narrow-minded educational confines within which I was currently being held, were merely chimerical bonds made of fear and feeling of stone. I knew that I could, in fact, burst forth from those chains like so much sugar filament, learning for myself–thinking for myself.
      It was more glorious than the first time I saw King Lear performed, which was, up to that moment, the top slot of my totem in my quest for more knowledge than CS Lewis and King David. (nothing against either author)
      I suppose, it will also not surprise you one lick that in the end of my emo stretch I came across a girl on TV who was bookish and awesome, and I immediately took to her like a fish to water…
      I know, you’re again shocked beyond reason.
      Ahhh, Rory and Lorelai. You adorable Gilmore Girls, you. Your speedy and witty dialogue. Amy Sherman Palladino, you are my hero.  I have watched every episode at LEAST three or four times.
      Alas, for some reason (I live in NYC and therefore haven’t storage space) I OWN NOT ONE EPISODE. NOT ONE.
      Well guess what, scamps of my heart? NETFLIX GETS GG ON STREAMING ON OCT 1. Every pithy moment. Every BOOK RORY HAS EVER READ.  (join me in the challenge? let’s goodreads it, shall we?)
      This was me when I was first told:
      I put it up on my facebook was and was positively inundated with responses like “There goes October!” and “NO EFFING WAY, REALLY?”
      My feels are falling out of my face! I can’t help it! I’m going to binge-watch to the point where you wonder if I’ve joined some sort of Netflix-watching, Captain Crunch eating, wine-guzzling cult, that all revolves around Stars Hollow. 
      I know, I have a triathlon on Nov 1. I know that I can’t dedicate every waking moment to dialogue-driven entertainment. That doesn’t mean I won’t try. I mean, do I really need to bathe?
      It’ll get me through. It’ll get me through. It’ll get me through.
      So, If we never speak again, because the GG k-hole swallows me and sends me through a standing stone to 2002 Connecticut, it’s been real, and Thanks, Netflix. 
      ¹I once met MM in a grocery store…looking normal, save the eyebrow thing, and told him we both went to this high school. He squeezed my shoulder reassuringly and said “I’m sorry for your loss.” I love him evermore.

      Whippet. Whippet Good.

      In honor of John Venn’s 180th birthday, I’ve made a Venn diagram to kick off today’s topic.
      Blank Venn Diagram - Plain
      By now, I know you’ve heard all about the Hachette Publishing/Amazon dispute of the day. Long story short, Amazon wants to charge one price for ebooks, Hachette wants them to charge a different price. I can see both sides of the story. One: Hachette needs to make a profit and pay its authors the salary they deserve. With an increasing ebook market, and dwindling hardcover sales, it’s looking to stay afloat in a very challenging market.
      On the other hand, Amazon contends that ebooks cost virtually nothing to publish. (Which is true from a strictly printing vs “send” viewpoint.)  And ebooks should therefore be priced much lower than other mediums.
      I get that. But what Amazon doesn’t say is how much of that price goes to Amazon, (a pretty percentage) and how much goes to the publisher, (a prettier percentage) and how much goes to the author (pennies.) It costs as much for Amazon to offer it as it does for a publisher to hit “send.” Which is, very little. The real money is spent in marketing, editing, promotion, book tours, etc.
      There is also this other sort of murky-ugly gray area with ebooks and publishing.  With the rapidly-growing ebook market comes the advent of indie publishing. This is such a thorn in the side of the publishing houses. It’s gaining traction in the market, and giving indie authors a platform that was not even a thought just ten years ago. In some cases, like Hugh Howey and EL James or Lianne Moriarty, the proof of sales leads to a traditional publishing route, and paperbacks or hardcover. It also gives them a distinct advantage at the bargaining table with a publishing house, because the house is taking on less of a risk, and gaining a following upon signing.
      Great, right? Mostly. It’s also led to a rather predatory practice on behalf of some agencies and publishers. Here’s the thing: sometimes you’re a traditionally-published author under contract, or you *were* under contract to a publisher or agency. Let’s say you write a new book, it’s great, you love it, your mom has all 356 pages taped to the fridge, you excitedly send the second draft to your agent and/or publisher. They say “you know what, Cat? This book is good, but it doesn’t fit for us to publish it.” You think “ok, I’ll self-publish this bitch on Amazon and Kobo and iTunes, etc.”  Problem solved, right? You did all the work, all of the edits, all of the marketing. You took it to comic con in your backpack, and handed out galleys in the Javits Center Starbucks at BEA.  But your old publisher says “au contraire mon frere!, we get a cut.” I imagine I’d look something like this:
      You see, because somewhere in paragraph 34957839486 line 9w8456793486 of your publishing contract, you signed an interminable agency clause or self pub clause, therefore screwing yourself out of the money you so richly deserve. It basically states they they own a piece of any backlisted book for the duration of the copyright. Or, if it’s new, it doesn’t matter if you self-pub, they own a piece of it as long as you’re under contract with them.
      Note to ALL authors, indie or traditional or hybrid:make sure your agent is an ATTORNEY. So many lit agents aren’t. Also, hire a second lawyer to read the agent’s contract to determine where you’re getting effed, and how to fix it.
      GAH! I’m already at 600 words. To break up this monotony, I’ll give you the character inspo for my latest  WIP.
      You could meditate to that picture, couldn’t you?
      Back to the topic at hand. Out of this miasma of contractual bullshit came a herd of authors completely eschewing the traditional route, and going straight to the indie pub market. This is both great–and rocky territory. It’s great because there is now a wealth of new authors on the market for us to enjoy, whom we probably wouldn’t have ever been able to read. It’s bad, because there are a TON of indie authors out there that are the equivalent of the college freshman penning a fictional short story in their Comp 101 class. Complete with multitudinous spelling errors, plots that make your head spin–like a four-day bender–and much of it reading like bad fanfic.
      Honestly, for a long time, the latter group was where I assumed all indie authors belonged. I was a total pub snob. I love hardcovers and Houghton Mifflin. I watched authors I respect and whose work I love, malign the world of self-publishing. Having published academic works myself, I couldn’t wrap my brain around a system without at least fourteen different steps in the editing process. That is, until, a good friend of mine said: “You’ve GOT TO READ this series I’m hooked on.”
      This particular friend is a tenured professor of Literature at an ivy. He does not recommend series lightly. He’s a huge snob. He penned an entire dissertation on ONE poem of Keats. He has a tattoo of a red pen on his arm to show how much he loves his job–and because he’s a dick. He’s lucky I love him. That series? The Elemental Mystery Series by Elizabeth Hunter.  An indie author. I was gobsmacked that he’d recommend a book that wasn’t put through the rigors of the publishing machine.
      I immediately went on to Amazon and bought the lot of them. I went ass-over-teakettle for them. I ended up reading her entire catalog of books in a week. I called him after reading the first book, and made him come over just so I could hear him read passages of the book in his nifty British accent. (Also, so we could drink wine and gossip about people who’ve been dead 200 years.) As more books in the series came out, we’d sit side-by-side inhaling them like they were whippets for our book-whore souls. I made the bestie read them. I recommended them to my bookclub, I told groups of strangers at parties about how much I loved them. “Oh, you’re an Art History professor? Have you read The Genius and the Muse by Elizabeth Hunter? You will *never* look at metal sculpture the same way again.
      After reading that particular novel, both my friend and I (we are both happily paired off) trolled artist’s instagram boards to see who’s the hottest sculptor. It’s a thing.
      OMG 1000 words. You need a gif break.
      You’re welcome.
      After my eyes were opened, I fell upon the indie author kool-aid like that one time in middle school I fell on a treadmill. Firmly, and out for blood. It turns out, some of my FAVORITE contemporary authors are self-pubbies! One of my very favorite authors of the past several years, Penny Reid, whose books I’ve reviewed both here, and on GR, is self-pubbed.  I really patiently wait for her books to be released. I don’t at all have her highlighted on my book release spreadsheet, with a google alert ping attached. I certainly don’t use her memes as macbook wallpaper…

      Because that would be weird. right?
      So yes, there are good and bad, but honestly, you know you’ve read some shit books that were traditionally published. That’s why you have me! I read too much! I have high standards! *even my romcoms and pnrs have to be good. So I madeth you a collage!
      Indie Authors to readIt’s like an indie author orgy of goodness.
      Clockwise from the top: My Indie Authors to read Right NOW
      An Acute Attraction by AJ Walters a fun and unexpected story with a hot academic.
      Six of Hearts by LH Cosway This is no creepy Copperfield love affair. It’s hot, and it’s Irish, and you need more?
      Semblance by Logan Patricks Hard to give a quick blurb for this one. It’s insane and wonderful.
      The Genius and the Muse by Elizabeth Hunter A grad student. A tortured sculptor. A love lost in time. This.
      Knitting in the City Series by Penny Reid So well written. Such an engaging storyline. So much heart.
      I really hope you will pick one or all of these up. They’re really great.  Truly fantastic.

      Tri-ing To Read, Here.

      Ok. This is another book review post, but I felt as though I’ve been neglecting telling you about my workouts as of late, so I’m going to do a quick re-cap with where I’ve been in this arena recently. Right now I’m taking it a bit easy, mostly playing with my kids, and chasing them around the park. I’m working back into a walking program to rest areas requiring healing. I do, however, have a long-term goal.
      It’s a sprint-distance tri. 15k bicycle, 3.1 mi run (5K) and a 1/2 mile open-water swim. I am good-to-go with the swimming and the running. I could hit those distances half-asleep while doing a keg stand. (Though that is highly ill-advised.) It’s that third bit. That bit on the two wheels.  Jesus, Mary, and all of the Saints, I’m terrified.  (Is it Saints or saints? Any hagiographers read my blog?) I don’t have a fear of riding, so much as a total-and-utter fear of crashing and dying. I’m a New Yorker. Do you have any idea how many white-painted bicycles dot street corners to memorialize the death of a bicyclist? MORE THAN A FEW.  The crazy thing is that I am friends with MANY triathletes. I am friends with honest-to-gods IRONMEN/WOMEN. My sibling equivalent does a century ride every year to raise $$ for MS. The man? Bicycles were his PRIMARY-FORM of transport all through his teens, and most of his twenties. Here is my history with bicyles. In bullet-points.
      • I learn to ride between ages 7-9
      • It was a yellow bicycle with a banana seat
      • my sister spray-painted my bicycle red
      • the banana seat remained
      • I wore no helmet, ever.
      • I fell off said bicycle coming down the hill near my house. It hurt.
      • I fell into a ditch near my house. This too, was painful
      • I got a new 10-speed huffy when I was tenish.
      • It was pink
      • I fell off of the Huffy in the woods behind my brother’s friend’s house. It hurt.
      • There was no poison ivy, but there was a raspberry bush.
      • It was like falling into the vagina dentata of thorny bushes–bloody and full of teeth
      • My desire to ride upon two wheels was castrated.
      • I no longer had biking balls.
      My siblings routinely made fun of my bicycling abilities, though their own injuries made mine look tame in comparison. Namely, my older sister put her teeth through her lip. That had to hurt. But I could not ride without hands, or apparently, without injury. I was strictly a “hands on the bars, ride the brake” rider. Apparently that latter bit is muy malo. I lay the blame for the majority of my injuries on fear and ADHD. A potent combination. I was constantly gripping the brakes, and constantly distracted. You can see how that could go terribly wrong.
      So now I’ve been set up by a viking and a highlander to do this tri. I may use training wheels. There’s a possibility of using a Flintstone’s style motorcycle, all wide-stone wheels and foot propulsion. A pink Big Wheels is also under consideration. One thing I can tell you is that I WILL NOT BE CLIPPING IN. I “clip-in” at spin. At spin, if I fall off, I fall onto a mat. I am covered in shame, and perhaps the sweat of the rider next to me, but not blood and viscera.
      So it is written, so it shall be.
      575 words. Gif break? Gif break.
      I like this option.
      Onto the sexy. And by sexy, I mean words on pages.
      But I was just getting to the good part.
      I’ve read several books in the past week that I’ve really liked. None so much as this one:
      To be 100% Honest, The first 20-40 pages, I wasn’t truly into it, so I put it down, read The Book of Life (which we know I adored) And then I had a bit of reader’s hangover/ennui. After a few days, I picked up Landline again, and really set-in for a readathon.
      Ohallofthefucks was my initial hesitation stupid.  I found myself absorbed in a sea of beautiful prose. I was overcome with a hesitation to continue, lest it end too soon. Yet, I couldn’t stop myself from burning through page after page like a vengeful Savanarola. The story pulled upon every heartstring in my soul’s violin, and wrenched from it a brutal concerto of elation and melancholy.  I once again found myself tweeting passages to a friend who also read the book. I was overwhelmed with the desire to simply “share” in the experience of it.
      *tweeted to @JustLeahFelts
      So, what’s it about?
      From the blurb:
      Georgie McCool knows her marriage is in trouble. That it’s been in trouble for a long time. She still loves her husband, Neal, and Neal still loves her, deeply — but that almost seems beside the point now.

      Maybe that was always beside the point.

      Two days before they’re supposed to visit Neal’s family in Omaha for Christmas, Georgie tells Neal that she can’t go. She’s a TV writer, and something’s come up on her show; she has to stay in Los Angeles. She knows that Neal will be upset with her — Neal is always a little upset with Georgie — but she doesn’t expect to him to pack up the kids and go home without her.

      When her husband and the kids leave for the airport, Georgie wonders if she’s finally done it. If she’s ruined everything.

      That night, Georgie discovers a way to communicate with Neal in the past. It’s not time travel, not exactly, but she feels like she’s been given an opportunity to fix her marriage before it starts . . .

      Is that what she’s supposed to do?

      Or would Georgie and Neal be better off if their marriage never happened?
      There’s really nothing to add to that without revealing plot points that would decrease one’s pleasure in reading the story.
      In Landline, Rainbow Rowell manages to effortlessly blend magical realism into an all-too-real plot with devastatingly real characters. Her world-building and character growth will rightly shut the mouths of any critic wary of reading a book penned by a woman who was previously most-known for her Young Adult novels. (Which are also quite amazing.) One will spend a good portion of the book with their heart in their throat, and tissues against their eyes and nose.
      Five.Huge.Stars.
      Now? The recipe I promised you on Monday.
      Chocolate Almond Spread. AKA non-sketch ingredient vegan Nutella.
      Vegan Chocolate Almond Spread
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      Vegan Chocolate Almond Spread
      by Cat Bowen
      Prep Time: 10 minutes
      Keywords: blender appetizer condiment side snack dessert dairy-free gluten-free kosher paleo soy-free vegan vegetarian
      Ingredients
      • 1 cup roasted, salted, almonds
      • 2 oz of your favorite vegan dark chocolate bar (newman’s or endangered species are my favorite.)
      • 1 oz coconut oil, liquid state
      • 1 tsp vanilla extract
      • 1 tbsp cocoa powder
      • 1 tbsp coconut milk (full-fat from the can)
      Instructions
      melt the chocolate bar
      combine with remaining ingredients
      blend in food pro
      if needed, add a bit more melted choc or oil to smooth out.